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		<title>Sandia chemists find new material to remove radioactive gas from spent nuclear fuel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Sandia Labs News Release) Research by a team of Sandia chemists could impact worldwide efforts to produce clean, safe nuclear energy and reduce radioactive waste. Sandia chemist Tina Nenoff heads a team of researchers focused on removal of radioactive iodine from spent nuclear fuel.  (Photo by Randy Montoya) Click on the thumbnail for a high-resolution <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/02/sandia-chemists-find-new-material-to-remove-radioactive-gas-from-spent-nuclear-fuel/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The lowly groundhog: long may they Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Moronia)&#8211;Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, Thursday. That means there will be an additional six weeks of winter. Or, it means there will be an early Spring. It doesn’t make much difference. Phil has an accuracy rate of about 39 percent, according to the StormFax Weather Almanac. That’s probably about the same as <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/02/the-lowly-groundhog-long-may-they-live/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>American Apparel refuses to give prize to woman who won their photo contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Briefly noted]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Gavon Laessig (BuzzFeed) Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel&#8217;s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn&#8217;t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/02/american-apparel-refuses-to-give-prize-to-woman-who-won-their-photo-contest/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Huge pythons are wiping out Everglades mammals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darwin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Matt Sedensky (AP)  A growing population of huge pythons — many of them pets that were turned loose by their owners when they got too big — appears to be wiping out large numbers of raccoons, opossums, bobcats and other mammals in the Everglades, a study says. The study, published Monday in the Proceedings <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/huge-pythons-are-wiping-out-everglades-mammals/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teach your child how to survive being arrested at school</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Childhood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Noddy (DailyKos) The chances are increasing that your child will be arrested for being a child and behaving in a childish fashion at school. Behavior that once got a child a trip to the principal’s office or detention will now get them booked at the police station. Doubt me? Look it up: a 5 <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/teach-your-child-how-to-survive-being-arrested-at-school/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich urges students to get jobs, but his wife and family paid for his school</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 22:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Karen Tumulty (Washington Post) Newt Gingrich thinks today’s youths have it way too easy.  Gingrich said. “I would tell students: ‘Get through as quick as you can. Borrow as little as you can. Have a part-time job.’ In a 1995 profile for Vanity Fair, author Gail Sheehy discovered that Gingrich financed his own education <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/gingrich-urges-students-to-get-jobs-but-his-wife-and-family-paid-for-his-school/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krassner&#8217;s Lunar New Year predictions for 2012</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/paul-krassners-lunar-new-year-predictions-for-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Paul Krassner (Moronia) Politics: The electoral college will be replaced by a system where voters will choose the polling firm they trust the most. Rick Perry will copyright the word “Oops.” Show Business: Angelina Jolie will legally adopt Brad Pitt. The Tea Party will become a popular sitcom. Capital-punishment executions will become a top-rated <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/paul-krassners-lunar-new-year-predictions-for-2012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Welfare drug testing bill withdrawn after being amended to include lawmakers</title>
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		<comments>http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/welfare-drug-testing-bill-withdrawn-after-being-amended-to-include-lawmakers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Arthur Delaney (Huffington Post) A Republican member of the Indiana General Assembly withdrew his bill to create a pilot program for drug testing welfare applicants Friday after one of his Democratic colleagues amended the measure to require drug testing for lawmakers. &#8220;There was an amendment offered today that required drug testing for legislators as <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/welfare-drug-testing-bill-withdrawn-after-being-amended-to-include-lawmakers/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Coming for science: Why I orgasmed in an MRI scanner</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An edgy, irreverent book by Kayt Sukel that examines all the ways our neurons can wreak havoc with our hearts. By Kayt Sukel (CNN) As background research for my book, &#8220;Dirty Minds: How our brains influence love, sex and relationships,&#8221; I participated in a study at Rutgers University where scientists measured the activity in my <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/coming-for-science-why-i-orgasmed-in-an-mri-scanner/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Miss America: auditioning for center stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Moronia) Tucked between the New Hampshire primary and Ground Hog Day, and directly competing against an NFL playoff game, is Saturday night’s annual Miss America pageant. Although the headquarters is still near Atlantic City, where it originated in 1921, the pageant—don’t call it a beauty contest—has been a part of the Las <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/miss-america-auditioning-for-center-stage/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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