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	<title>The People&#039;s Republic of Moronia &#187; Sports</title>
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		<title>The lowly groundhog: long may they Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Moronia)&#8211;Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, Thursday. That means there will be an additional six weeks of winter. Or, it means there will be an early Spring. It doesn’t make much difference. Phil has an accuracy rate of about 39 percent, according to the StormFax Weather Almanac. That’s probably about the same as <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/02/the-lowly-groundhog-long-may-they-live/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pennsylvania Legislators Shoot Down Pigeons—Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Moronia)&#8211; If the first year gross anatomy class at the Penn State Hershey medical school needs spare body parts to study, they can visit the cloak room of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives. That’s where most of the legislators left their spines. The House voted 124–69, Dec. 13, to send an animal <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/12/pennsylvania-legislators-shoot-down-pigeons%e2%80%94again/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bosses who play golf get paid more, but produce less</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Economist) A recent study found that bosses who don’t play golf are paid 17% less on average than those who do. Could this be because the qualities that make a good golfer—a mixture of hyper-competitiveness with strategic thinking and coolness under fire—also make for a good chief executive? Probably not. The same study found that <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/bosses-who-play-golf-get-paid-more-but-produce-less/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/3995/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; by Walter Brasch (Moronia)&#8211;There is nothing the media love more than a good celebrity sex scandal. Since the story of Scarlett Johansson’s purloined nude pictures had run its course, and the media squeezed every drop of ink it could from the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries engagement/wedding/marriage/divorce, they had to find something else to feed the <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/3995/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Should boys be wrestling girls?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Mona Charen (Creators.com) You have to be living in a dream world not to face the other reality of co-ed wrestling: It puts the boy at a disadvantage. Not only is any well brought up young man going to hesitate to use his full strength against a young lady, he is also going to <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/03/should-boys-be-wrestling-girls/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl stress can raise heart deaths in fans, study finds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 19:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Bloomberg)The stress that sports fans feel when their team loses a key game at home may, in some cases, trigger heart-related deaths, say researchers who studied data involving a pair of past Super Bowls. The finding, reported in the journal Clinical Cardiology the week before the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers play in Super <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/01/super-bowl-stress-can-raise-heart-deaths-in-fans-study-finds/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Of football teams, fraternities, and other intellectual concerns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 12:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walter Brasch: The $50 million Burton Family Football Complex at the University of Connecticut may be nameless soon. Robert G. Burton, who had donated about $3 million to help fund the stadium, wants his money back and his family's name erased from UConn football.]]></description>
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		<title>Of football teams, fraternities, and other intellectual concerns</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walter Brasch: The $50 million Burton Family Football Complex at the University of Connecticut may be nameless soon. Robert G. Burton, who had donated about $3 million to help fund the stadium, wants his money back and his family's name erased from UConn football. He also informed UConn he will cancel his $50,000 a season suite in the stadium.
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		<title>Clemens prosecution is another swing and a miss for Congress</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 17:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, does anyone know why the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform even held a hearing about steroid usage among baseball players? Was there a dry spell and the Committee couldn't find anything in the government that needed to be reformed? This is the Congress that in 1994 didn't ask for convictions for perjury for any of the seven CEOs of major tobacco companies who testified under oath that nicotine wasn't addictive. ]]></description>
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		<title>Naked sled race draws 14,000 in Germany</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The Local DE) A naked sledging event in Germany’s Harz region created a logistical nightmare over the weekend after 14,000 people showed up to watch 30 men and women strip before sliding down the mountain. Thousands unexpectedly turned out for a nearly naked sledging contest sponsored by a radio station. Completely taken by surprise, authorities <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/02/naked-sled-race-draws-14000-in-germany/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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