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	<title>The People&#039;s Republic of Moronia &#187; Diet</title>
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		<title>&#8216;Mini Piglet&#8217; is Costco&#8217;s most horrid meat abomination</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/mini-piglet-is-costcos-most-horrid-meat-abomination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; By Curtis Cartier (Seattle Weekly) Feast your eyes on the Mini Piglet! This pressure-formed pig-shaped pork monstrosity is a revolution in culinary alliteration (looks and tastes like the animal it began as). And it&#8217;s on sale at Costco right now! via &#8216;Mini Piglet&#8217; Is Costco&#8217;s Most Horrid Meat Abomination &#8211; Seattle News &#8211; The <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/mini-piglet-is-costcos-most-horrid-meat-abomination/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man steals sandwich, flees in stolen forklift</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(WTAE-TV) Police in Ross Township have arrested a man after they said he stole a sandwich from a restaurant and then tried to flee in a forklift parked nearby. via Police: Man Steals Sandwich, Flees In Forklift &#8211; Pittsburgh News Story &#8211; WTAE Pittsburgh.]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Healthy eating costs more</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/08/study-healthy-eating-costs-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 11:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Rita Rubin (MSNBC) A recent update of U.S. nutritional guidelines &#8212; what used to be known as the food pyramid and is now called &#8220;My Plate&#8221; &#8212; calls on Americans to eat more fresh foods containing potassium, dietary fiber, vitamin D and calcium. But for a typical consumer, the simple act of adding more <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/08/study-healthy-eating-costs-more/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>‘Pssst. Hotdogs Ten Bucks Each’</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/%e2%80%98pssst-hotdogs-ten-bucks-each%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Spectrum) “Pssst.” I walked straight ahead, looking neither right nor left in a darkened alley illuminated by a half-moon. “Pssst.” I quickened my pace, but there was no avoiding the shadowy figure. “Ain’t gonna harm ya. Jus’ wanna sell ya somethin’.” I hesitated, shaking. Stepping in front of me, he shoved a <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/%e2%80%98pssst-hotdogs-ten-bucks-each%e2%80%99/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Old disease may be beginning of the end for banana</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/old-disease-may-be-beginning-of-the-end-for-bananas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Dan Koeppel (Science) Our standard supermarket banana, a variety called Cavendish, may be at the brink of disaster. Chosen for its resistance to a fungal pathogen that wiped out its predecessor, the Gros Michel banana strain, the popular fruit has long battled a related fungus, which has all but devastated the banana industry in <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/old-disease-may-be-beginning-of-the-end-for-bananas/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Loss of immigrant labor imperils US food supply</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/loss-of-immigrant-labor-imperils-us-food-supply/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Daniel B. Wood (Christian Science Monitor) California and Arizona farmers &#8212; producers of half the nation&#8217;s citrus and 90 percent of its vegetables and nuts &#8212; are struggling with an acute labor shortage. The situation, worsened by crackdowns on illegal immigration since 9/11, also extends to other states and is no longer just a <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/loss-of-immigrant-labor-imperils-us-food-supply/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Why food kills &#8212; 80 percent of US antibiotics go to livestock</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/why-food-kills-80-percent-of-us-antibiotics-go-to-livestock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Nicholas D. Kristoff (NY Times) Every year in the United States, 325,000 people are hospitalized because of food-borne illnesses and 5,000 die, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That’s right: food kills one person every two hours. Yet while the terrorist attacks of 2001 led us to transform the way we <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/why-food-kills-80-percent-of-us-antibiotics-go-to-livestock/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vegetarian magazine defends meat photos</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/04/vegetarian-magazine-defends-meat-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 12:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AFP) A US vegetarian magazine has defended its use of pictures of meat to illustrate vegan dishes as a necessity brought about by cooking up a publication on a tight budget. &#8220;Yes, from time to time, after exhausting all options, we have resorted to using stock photography that may or may not be vegan,&#8221; VegNews, <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/04/vegetarian-magazine-defends-meat-photos/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Heart Attack Grill&#039;s 572-lb. spokesman Blair River dies at 29</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/03/heart-attack-grills-572-lb-spokesman-blair-river-dies-at-29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jeanne Sager (The Stir) Everything about a restaurant called Chandler&#8217;s Heart Attack Grill screams wrong to me. It&#8217;s poking fun at something that&#8217;s not in the least bit funny. And now the company is realizing how serious it is to joke about eating yourself to death. Blair River, their 29-year-old &#8220;model,&#8221; is dead. It&#8217;s <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/03/heart-attack-grills-572-lb-spokesman-blair-river-dies-at-29/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>China reported to be selling toxic plastic rice as food</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/03/china-reported-to-be-selling-toxic-plastic-rice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Very Vietnam) According to the Korean-language “Weekly Hong Kong” (which many Vietnam websites are referencing as well), Singapore media claim that fake rice is being distributed in the Chinese town of Taiyuan, in Shaanxi province. This “rice” is a mix of potatoes, sweet potatoes, and plastic. It is formed by mixing the potatoes and sweet <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/03/china-reported-to-be-selling-toxic-plastic-rice/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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