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	<title>The People&#039;s Republic of Moronia &#187; Fail</title>
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		<title>Huge pythons are wiping out Everglades mammals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Matt Sedensky (AP)  A growing population of huge pythons — many of them pets that were turned loose by their owners when they got too big — appears to be wiping out large numbers of raccoons, opossums, bobcats and other mammals in the Everglades, a study says. The study, published Monday in the Proceedings <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/huge-pythons-are-wiping-out-everglades-mammals/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teach your child how to survive being arrested at school</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Noddy (DailyKos) The chances are increasing that your child will be arrested for being a child and behaving in a childish fashion at school. Behavior that once got a child a trip to the principal’s office or detention will now get them booked at the police station. Doubt me? Look it up: a 5 <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/teach-your-child-how-to-survive-being-arrested-at-school/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Welfare drug testing bill withdrawn after being amended to include lawmakers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Arthur Delaney (Huffington Post) A Republican member of the Indiana General Assembly withdrew his bill to create a pilot program for drug testing welfare applicants Friday after one of his Democratic colleagues amended the measure to require drug testing for lawmakers. &#8220;There was an amendment offered today that required drug testing for legislators as <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/welfare-drug-testing-bill-withdrawn-after-being-amended-to-include-lawmakers/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rumors of extramarital affair end campaign of presidential candidate who didn&#8217;t know China has nuclear weapons&#124; The Onion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn&#8217;t Know China Has Nuclear Weapons via Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn&#8217;t Know China Has Nuclear Weapons &#124; The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source.]]></description>
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		<title>Composer says anti-piracy campaign pirated his song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anti-piracy group BREIN is caught up in a huge copyright scandal in the Netherlands. A musician who composed a track for use at a local film festival later found it being used without permission in an anti-piracy campaign. He is now claiming at least a million euros for the unauthorized distribution of his work on <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/12/composer-says-anti-piracy-campaign-pirated-his-song/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sheriff arrested on drugs-for-sex charge being held in jail named after him</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Brian Maass (CBS4)  Former Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. has been arrested, suspected of trafficking methamphetamine, a controlled substance. Sullivan, 68, was the elected Arapahoe County Sheriff for 19 years. He retired in 2002 and went on to become director of safety and security for Cherry Creek Schools. He was a nationally-regarded <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/sheriff-arrested-on-drugs-for-sex-charge-being-held-in-jail-named-after-him/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Researcher creates a super-virus that could kill half the world</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(DoctorTipster) A strain of avian influenza H5N1 genetically modified to be extremely contagious has been created by researcher Ron Fouchier of the Erasmus Medical Center Rotterdam, Netherlands. The work was first presented at a conference dedicated to influenza, that took place in September in Malta. Avian influenza emerged in Asia about 10 years ago. Since <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/researcher-creates-a-super-virus-that-could-kill-half-the-world/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krassner: Sex, Corruption and the Kool-Aid Massacre</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/paul-krassner-sex-corruption-and-the-kool-aid-massacre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Paul Krassner (Huffington Post) Jim Jones, founder of the 8,000-member People&#8217;s Temple in San Francisco, once asked Margo St. James, founder of the prostitutes&#8217; rights group, COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics), how he could obtain political power. She answered, sardonically, &#8220;Arrange for some of your women to have sex with the bigwigs.&#8221; <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/paul-krassner-sex-corruption-and-the-kool-aid-massacre/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Woman pepper-sprays other Wal-Mart shoppers to get a Black Friday edge</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(LA Times) A woman who pepper-sprayed other shoppers Thursday night at the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch had armed herself with the caustic spray to gain an advantage in the fight for merchandise at the Black Friday sale, a fire captain said. Twenty customers, including children, were hurt in the 10:10 p.m. incident. Shoppers complained of <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/woman-pepper-sprays-other-wal-mart-shoppers-to-get-a-black-friday-edge/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hospital denies liver transplant to medical marijuana user to whom its own doctor prescribed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AllGov) Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles is refusing to grant a liver transplant to a cancer patient because he used medical marijuana, which not only is legal under California law but also was prescribed by a Cedars doctor. Diagnosed with inoperable liver cancer in 2009, Norman B. Smith, 63, has been treated at Cedars-Sinai <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/hospital-denies-liver-transplant-to-medical-marijuana-user-its-own-doctor-prescribed-it/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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