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	<title>The People&#039;s Republic of Moronia &#187; Darwin</title>
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		<title>Huge pythons are wiping out Everglades mammals</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/huge-pythons-are-wiping-out-everglades-mammals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Matt Sedensky (AP)  A growing population of huge pythons — many of them pets that were turned loose by their owners when they got too big — appears to be wiping out large numbers of raccoons, opossums, bobcats and other mammals in the Everglades, a study says. The study, published Monday in the Proceedings <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2012/01/huge-pythons-are-wiping-out-everglades-mammals/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Researcher creates a super-virus that could kill half the world</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(DoctorTipster) A strain of avian influenza H5N1 genetically modified to be extremely contagious has been created by researcher Ron Fouchier of the Erasmus Medical Center Rotterdam, Netherlands. The work was first presented at a conference dedicated to influenza, that took place in September in Malta. Avian influenza emerged in Asia about 10 years ago. Since <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/researcher-creates-a-super-virus-that-could-kill-half-the-world/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krassner: Sex, Corruption and the Kool-Aid Massacre</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/paul-krassner-sex-corruption-and-the-kool-aid-massacre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Paul Krassner (Huffington Post) Jim Jones, founder of the 8,000-member People&#8217;s Temple in San Francisco, once asked Margo St. James, founder of the prostitutes&#8217; rights group, COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics), how he could obtain political power. She answered, sardonically, &#8220;Arrange for some of your women to have sex with the bigwigs.&#8221; <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/paul-krassner-sex-corruption-and-the-kool-aid-massacre/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man killed trying to go up down escalator</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/04/man-killed-trying-to-go-up-down-escalator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Kwong (SF Gate) A man who witnesses say fell while attempting to walk up a downward-moving escalator died in downtown San Francisco on Tuesday. via Man killed on escalator at SF transit station.]]></description>
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		<title>Lamont man stabbed to death by cockfighting bird</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/02/lamont-man-stabbed-to-death-by-cockfighting-bird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 18:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jeff Goodman (Bakersfield Californian) A 35-year-old Lamont man died Sunday after being stabbed in the leg by a sharp blade that was attached to a fighting bird, authorities said. Jose Luis Ochoa was taken to Delano Regional Medical Center shortly after Tulare County sheriff&#8217;s deputies were dispatched to a reported cockfight near in the <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/02/lamont-man-stabbed-to-death-by-cockfighting-bird/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Foxhole atheist is a chaplain&#8217;s bodyguard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nyc Labrets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["He trusts God to keep him safe," says RP2 Chute. "And I'm here just in case that doesn't work out."By Michael M. Phillips (WSJ) SANGIN, Afghanistan — Navy Chaplain Terry Moran is steeped in the Bible and believes all of it. His assistant, Religious Programs Specialist 2nd Class Philip Chute, is steeped in the Bible <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/09/foxhole-atheist-is-a-chaplains-bodyguard/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Foxhole atheist is a chaplain&#039;s bodyguard</title>
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		<comments>http://moronia.us/front/2010/09/foxhole-atheist-is-a-chaplains-bodyguard-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["He trusts God to keep him safe," says RP2 Chute. "And I'm here just in case that doesn't work out."By Michael M. Phillips (WSJ) SANGIN, Afghanistan — Navy Chaplain Terry Moran is steeped in the Bible and believes all of it. His assistant, Religious Programs Specialist 2nd Class Philip Chute, is steeped in the Bible <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/09/foxhole-atheist-is-a-chaplains-bodyguard-2/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man hunting for &#8216;ghost train&#8217; hit and killed by real one</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2010/08/man-hunting-for-ghost-train-hit-and-killed-by-real-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jeff Rivenbark STATESVILLE, NC (WBTV) &#8211; A man who was with about a dozen people who were looking for a legendary &#8220;ghost train&#8221; in Iredell County was hit by a locomotive and killed early Friday morning. Christopher Kaiser, 29, died at the scene and two more people were injured, according to Iredell County Sheriff <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/08/man-hunting-for-ghost-train-hit-and-killed-by-real-one/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man hunting for &#039;ghost train&#039; hit and killed by real one</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jeff Rivenbark STATESVILLE, NC (WBTV) &#8211; A man who was with about a dozen people who were looking for a legendary &#8220;ghost train&#8221; in Iredell County was hit by a locomotive and killed early Friday morning. Christopher Kaiser, 29, died at the scene and two more people were injured, according to Iredell County Sheriff <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/08/man-hunting-for-ghost-train-hit-and-killed-by-real-one-2/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nebraska man dies after being strangled by pet snake</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2010/06/nebraska-man-dies-after-being-strangled-by-pet-snake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Margery A. Beck (AP) OMAHA, Neb. – A suburban Omaha man has died after being strangled by his 9-foot, 25-pound pet boa constrictor, authorities said Thursday. Cory Byrne, 34, of Papillion died Wednesday night at a local hospital, just hours after police and paramedics pried the snake from around his neck, police said. Byrne <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2010/06/nebraska-man-dies-after-being-strangled-by-pet-snake/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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