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		<title>Sheriff arrested on drugs-for-sex charge being held in jail named after him</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Brian Maass (CBS4)  Former Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. has been arrested, suspected of trafficking methamphetamine, a controlled substance. Sullivan, 68, was the elected Arapahoe County Sheriff for 19 years. He retired in 2002 and went on to become director of safety and security for Cherry Creek Schools. He was a nationally-regarded <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/sheriff-arrested-on-drugs-for-sex-charge-being-held-in-jail-named-after-him/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krassner: Sex, Corruption and the Kool-Aid Massacre</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Paul Krassner (Huffington Post) Jim Jones, founder of the 8,000-member People&#8217;s Temple in San Francisco, once asked Margo St. James, founder of the prostitutes&#8217; rights group, COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics), how he could obtain political power. She answered, sardonically, &#8220;Arrange for some of your women to have sex with the bigwigs.&#8221; <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/paul-krassner-sex-corruption-and-the-kool-aid-massacre/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/3995/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Walter Brasch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; by Walter Brasch (Moronia)&#8211;There is nothing the media love more than a good celebrity sex scandal. Since the story of Scarlett Johansson’s purloined nude pictures had run its course, and the media squeezed every drop of ink it could from the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries engagement/wedding/marriage/divorce, they had to find something else to feed the <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/11/3995/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man steals sandwich, flees in stolen forklift</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/10/man-steals-sandwich-flees-in-stolen-forklift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(WTAE-TV) Police in Ross Township have arrested a man after they said he stole a sandwich from a restaurant and then tried to flee in a forklift parked nearby. via Police: Man Steals Sandwich, Flees In Forklift &#8211; Pittsburgh News Story &#8211; WTAE Pittsburgh.]]></description>
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		<title>Blood on the Lens</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/blood-on-the-lens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 09:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Walter Brasch (Spectrum) “If it bleeds, it leads” is local TV’s aphorism that dictates its belief that fires, car crashes, and shootings lead off the nightly newscast. These stories, of course, are more “visual” and easier to cover than poverty, worker exploitation, and the health care crisis. But, now and then, it’s hard to <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/07/blood-on-the-lens/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Owner of W. Va. mine that exploded showed inspectors fake safety records</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/owner-of-w-va-mine-that-exploded-showed-inspectors-fake-safety-records/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Howard Berkes (NPR) Federal mine disaster investigators disclosed a few pieces of new information Tuesday night from their year-long look at the April 2010 deadly Upper Big Branch mine explosion. They said that: — Mine owner Massey Energy kept two sets of records that chronicled safety problems. One internal set of production reports detailed <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/owner-of-w-va-mine-that-exploded-showed-inspectors-fake-safety-records/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Man dies while raping 77-year-old woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Caller Times TX) A man died while raping a 77-year-old woman in Refugio County, a sheriff&#8217;s investigator said. Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez, 53, complained to the woman that he wasn&#8217;t feeling well and stopped having sex with her so he could rest. He then went back to fondling the woman before he rolled over and died, <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/06/man-dies-while-raping-77-year-old-woman/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The War on the Aged claims another innocent victim</title>
		<link>http://moronia.us/front/2011/05/the-war-on-the-aged-claims-another-innocent-victim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 18:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(SF Gate) Markus Husarek, 45, was practicing karate moves on the sidewalk at Fisherman&#8217;s Wharf when an 84-year-old man walked by, said Sgt. Michael Andraychak, a police spokesman.  Husarek grabbed the victim around the neck and threw him onto the trolley tracks, Andraychak said. The victim was treated at a hospital for pelvic fractures and <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/05/the-war-on-the-aged-claims-another-innocent-victim/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>California Prison Academy — better than a Harvard Degree</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Allysia Finley (WSJ) If you want to earn big bucks and retire young, you&#8217;re better off becoming a California prison guard. The job might not sound glamorous, but a brochure from the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitations boasts that it &#8220;has been called &#8216;the greatest entry-level job in California&#8217;—and for good reason. Our <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/04/california-prison-academy-%e2%80%94-better-than-a-harvard-degree/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Your unprotected wi-fi may infect you with sex crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jules Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AP) Lying on his family room floor with assault weapons trained on him, shouts of &#8220;pedophile!&#8221; and &#8220;pornographer!&#8221; stinging like his fresh cuts and bruises, the Buffalo homeowner didn&#8217;t need long to figure out the reason for the early morning wake-up call from a swarm of federal agents. That new wireless router. He&#8217;d gotten fed <a href='http://moronia.us/front/2011/04/your-unprotected-wi-fi-may-infect-you-with-sex-crime/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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