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By Jules Siegel The angry left is angry with Barack Obama. It’s lying on the floor kicking and screaming and holding its breath. Goodness is not being accomplished. Injustice continues sort of unabated. Bad people are doing bad things. This is obviously all the president’s fault. I wish. The angry left presumes that the president is in full control of the government, when he’s obviously not. Even George W. Bush learned that and he was a Republican.

Obama won the election. Lincoln won the Civil War. But the South won the peace because the North was unable to consolidate its victory. Reconstruction was a failure. Yes, slavery was gone, but the rest of the Jim Crow way of life remained, and in some ways got worse. The red states are an almost perfect match for the slave states and territories. The government and media are infested with unreconstructed rebels who faithfully represent the interests of their corporate masters. The rats haven’t abandoned ship. To the contrary they are mutating so desperately they will soon have fangs like tigers.

All government serves the interests of the owning class to the detriment of the people. Revolutions occasionally occur and just plain folks soon become the new weaponized ruling class. All governments use repression, torture, injustice as a means of maintaining power. A reporter asked former Mexican president Carlos Salinas de Gortari why he made a certain annoying policy decision. “Because you govern by governing,” he answered.

The United States has gone off the deep end and created a state of permanent war in order to increase the wealth of the ruling class. It isn’t something that can be corrected easily.

Imagine that you are a businessman instead of a social activist. You discover that key employees have abused your trust and run the ship on the rocks behind your back, ruined your credit, stolen your trade secrets, changed the locks and passwords. They are so deeply embedded in your infrastructure that some of your own board is in on the scam and others are so deluded that they think you’re a bit daft. The stockholders are being enriched through some kind of Ponzi scheme, so they don’t want to know what’s going on as long as those dividends keep on trucking.

Now let us suppose that your employees are armed and dangerous and have a lot more firepower than you do. Do your criminal employees simply hand over the new passwords on being notified that the jig’s up? What if the only way you can get them out is with flamethrowers, thereby destroying whatever’s left.

The United States is a plutocracy. This is frankly acknowledged by the business sector, as in the Citibank report on plutonomy .

In “The Rich and the Super-Rich,” (New York: Lyle Stuart, 1968) Ferdinand Lundberg argued very convincingly that that one-half of one percent of the United States population then owned or controlled 95% of its assets. Since then, things have gotten much worse. The more charitable — but grotesquely skewed — benchmarks conceal the real ratio by omitting control of capital and only considering income (totally fake figures from known tax evaders) and directly owned assets. The United States government is their administrative agency. The president is CEO. Although he has a big role in shaping the agenda, he ultimately carries out the orders of this inner ring of power. How could it be any other way?

Now this plutocracy selects a new business manager to replace a total frat boy goonball with the reverse Midas touch. The new business manager attempts to steer the brand away from a generalized economic and social Kristallnacht. He does not immediately reform the security sector because they have guns (read that in the broadest sense of weapons while repeating after me “JFK, RFK, MLK”) and they do not especially want to be reformed by outsiders, thank you. Despite this, he does make significant progress in other areas.

“This is harder than it looks,” Van Jones (who resigned from the White House after being linked with 9/11 doubts) told Netroots Nation.

“President Obama volunteered to be the captain of the Titanic after it hit the iceberg,” Jones reminded his progressive audience. He might have also pointed out that the Titanic sank because the owners changed the safety specifications of the steel and rivets in order to make the ship go faster. That’s exactly what’s going on now.

Whether you are passenger or crew, you better hope it gets fixed, because they also reduced the recommended number of lifeboats (chilling fact, but true in both the Titanic and the ship of state). Democrats want to lay on more lifeboats by stripping some of the materials from the lounges. Republicans are blocking that because they think that the worse it gets, the better for them. What?

I’m not disappointed in President Obama in terms of what he’s accomplished, but in his utter lack of political good sense in allowing Rahm Emanuel to purge Howard Dean and then to insult the liberals who worked so hard and contributed so much money to assure the 2008 victory.

Although I’m known as a writer, most of my income comes from graphic design, giving me the freedom to write whatever I please instead of whatever some publisher pleases. I once had a client in a corner. I set a price that made the color drain from his face. I was the only one who could deliver the job. He said, “Jeez, if you’re going to fuck me, could you at least give me a kiss first.” I said, “The kiss is that I am not going to double it because you are being insolent. Just make out the check.” And I laughed. And he laughed, too. He also increased his fortune considerably as a result of my work, so I’m sure he laughed all the way to the bank, too.

President Obama needs to hand out some real kisses between now and November. Addressing the Netroots Nation is not enough. He won’t get rid of Rahm Emanuel (who is surely too useful in crucial ways), but he can rehabilitate Howard Dean and use his executive powers to make highly visible moves that will re-energize the liberals. I do not recommend total fasting while praying for that. Let’s just hope he orders Timothy Geithner to endorse Consumer Protection Agency nominee Elizabeth Warren enthusiastically with a big smile and a hug so hearty it will make his special other jealous. The president can then do whatever is necessary to make sure she’s immediately dispatching highly visible orders smiting those who would do evil to consumers. If a recess appointment enrages the angry right, so much the better. They aren’t going to vote for Democrats, are they?

I’m not angry, so I won’t need any kisses from the president, which will surely be in very short supply. But I’ve always been a sucker for blondes, so if Elizabeth Warren is going to be handing out any kisses, you can be sure that I will be first in line.

 July 28, 2010  Posted by at 4:13 pm No Responses »
 

By Walter Brasch

(Spectrum) America’s Number 1 ally is upset that Americans are blaming BP for that nasty little oil spill in the Gulf. You know, the one where as much as a 1.7 million gallons of crude oil a day has given us new species of no-flight pelicans and black-skinned dolphins.

The Brits’ FaceBook pages, blogs, radio comments, and letters to newspapers are full of nasty comments about how America is over-reacting, how Americans are unjustly blaming Britain, and all that is holy about corporate incompetence. Boris Johnson, the conservative mayor of London, told BBC Radio he worried about “anti-British rhetoric . . . that seems to be permeating from America.” Ian Cowie, London Daily Telegram feature columnist, bluntly wrote, “Much of the rhetoric from other American politicians is plainly jingoistic claptrap with a beady eye on their own chances in the U.S. midterm elections.”

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 June 13, 2010  Posted by at 6:23 am No Responses »
 

“Why I’m glad I quit TV news a long time ago.” –Evelyn Wright

We don’t usually publish Onion material because we are dedicated to truth in weirdness. But this video captures TV news reality so well that it achieves a level of truth that not even the weird can often match.

 March 11, 2010  Posted by at 4:48 pm 3 Responses »
 

PETA is one of the most controversial activist groups operating today. The group’s contentious media campaigns, undercover operations, infamous advertising, and high profile demonstrations have made them perhaps the most notorious — and most polarizing — nonprofit organization there is. But are they terrorists? According to the US Department of Agriculture, they are now.

And right when PETA was about to be able to call it quits, too. The USDA has just released a new security profile form, which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.

Read the rest: USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat : TreeHugger.

 December 6, 2009  Posted by at 10:28 am No Responses »
 

sperm_sphereBy Dave Barry

Basically, this is a snow globe, but when you shake it, instead of artificial snowflakes, there are artificial sperm cells swimming around. At least we hope they’re artificial, because they’re the size of tadpoles, so if they’re real, we do not want to meet the man they came from.

In the middle of the globe is a model of an egg cell, which is being penetrated by one of the sperm cells, whom we will call Mr. Lucky. The manufacturer describes this as “a great visual for you teachers trying to explain the reproductive process.” We’re sure it is! We can easily picture youngsters learning a lot from this and even discussing it with their parents.

FIRST PARENT: What did you learn in school today?

CHILD: Mr. Johnson taught us about sex.

SECOND PARENT: Really? How?

CHILD: He shook his sperm globe.

FIRST PARENT: I’m calling the police.

$19.95 plus shipping and handling from Teacher’s Discovery, 2676 Paldan Dr., Auburn Hills, Mich. 48326, 888-977-2436; www.teachersdiscovery-science.com

Suggested by Laura Graze of Belleville, Ill.

Read the rest: Dear Santa: Please pay no attention to Dave Barry’s Holiday Gift Guide – 12/05/2009 – MiamiHerald.com.

 December 6, 2009  Posted by at 8:50 am No Responses »
 

CHARLESTON, West Virginia – The Gospel of Luke records that, as he was dying on the cross, Jesus showed his boundless mercy by praying for his killers this way: “Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.”

Not so fast, say contributors to the Conservative Bible Project.

The project, an online effort to create a Bible suitable for contemporary conservative sensibilities, claims Jesus’ quote is a disputed addition abetted by liberal biblical scholars, even if it appears in some form in almost every translation of the Bible.

“Professors are the most liberal group of people in the world, and it’s professors who are doing the popular modern translations of the Bible,” said Andy Schlafly, founder of Conservapedia.com, the project’s online home.

Read the rest: Blessed are conservative in Bible translation – Faith- msnbc.com.

 December 6, 2009  Posted by at 6:56 am No Responses »
 

(PRWatch) Reuters recently reported that Chrysler’s new foreign owner, Fiat, has disbanded its “Envi” environmental division “dedicated to rushing a range of electric vehicles to showrooms.” This “marks a major reversal for Chrysler, which had used its electric car program as part of the case for a $12.5 billion federal aid package.”

Indeed, a pledge to become more innovative and make electric cars more readily available to consumers was a major part of the case for taxpayer assistance that then-CEO Robert Nardelli made to the US House Committee on Financial Services in his testimony on behalf of Chrysler on November 18, 2008 and December 4, 2008. For example, in his December statement, Nardelli said, “. . . we expect that 500,000 Chrysler electric-drive vehicles will be on the road by 2013.”

And, in a December 15, 2008 interview with CNN Money, Lou Rhodes, Chrysler’s Vice President for Advanced Vehicle Engineering, insisted that “electric cars aren’t just a side-show or a public relations move for Chrysler, but a major strategic move.” Those statements were part of Chrysler’s push for the Auto Industry Financing and Restructuring Act of 2008, which would have provided $14 billion in emergency loans to the Big Three automakers; the bill passed the House, but was filibustered by Senate Republicans in December 2008.

Despite the inability to overcome a filibuster of this bailout plan, the Obama administration sought to aid the industry in other ways, including by awarding a $70 million grant as part of the American Recovery and Investment Act of 2009 to develop hybrid electric trucks and minivans, as part of the administration’s commitment to electric vehicles and energy independence under its green economy plan.

Despite these investments and Chrysler’s prior promises, its new foreign owner, Fiat (which purchased the company’s assets and debt after Chrysler filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection), has fired the company’s Envi brain trust, and now FIat’s CEO, Sergio Marchionne, says “I do not believe much in EVs and I think that electric cars would represent just one or two per cent of Chrysler`s sales by 2014″ (or roughly 60,000 cars), a far cry from the half a million originally pledged. But Fiat did decide to keep Chrysler VP Lou Rhodes on to oversee its meager “commitment” to EV, saving at least one American (executive’s) job.

So, Fiat broke Chrysler’s promise to the American people, but why would the Italian automaker care about American taxpayers or building a green economy in the states? Just one more reason to question the bailout of companies rather than American workers themselves.

This Guest Blog was prepared by Steve Horn, a new intern with CMD who is majoring in political science and legal studies at the University of Wisconsin in Madison.

Read the rest: Chrysler (Fiat) Breaks Pledge on Electric Cars | Center for Media and Democracy.

 December 3, 2009  Posted by at 11:25 am No Responses »
 
Commemorative coin, not spy transmitter

Commemorative coin, not spy transmitter

In sensational warnings that circulated publicly in late 2006 and early 2007, the Pentagon’s Defense Security Service said coins with radio transmitters were found planted on U.S. Army contractors with classified security clearances on at least three occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.

In January 2007, the government abruptly reversed itself and said the warnings weren’t true. But the case remained a mystery until months later, when AP learned that the flap had been caused by suspicions over the odd-looking Canadian “poppy” quarter with a bright red flower. The silver-colored 25-cent piece features the red image of a poppy – Canada’s flower of war remembrance – inlaid on a maple leaf.

What suspicious contractors believed to be “nanotechnology” on the coins actually was a protective coating the Royal Canadian Mint applied to prevent the poppy’s red color from rubbing off. The mint produced nearly 30 million such quarters in 2004 commemorating Canada’s 117,000 war dead.

Read the rest: Pentagon Emails Suggest Distrust Over Ally Canada.

 December 3, 2009  Posted by at 9:47 am No Responses »
 
Hello Kitty vibrator

This is for real, if you can believe it.

Sex toys are naughty and nice, but some times they’re also downright adorable. These fun adult playthings will have you’ll squealing with delight from both their cute form and sexy function. And as coo-worty as they may be, these adorable vibes do not do double duty as toys for children. Seriously.

Hello Kitty Vibrator

Hello Kitty, good-bye innocent childhood friend.

[$40, Babeland.com]

Read the rest: Adorable Sex Toys.

 December 2, 2009  Posted by at 6:24 pm No Responses »
 
Two officers from 52 Division lead Toronto Humane Society president Tim Trow into a cruiser yesterday. (Jack Boland, Sun Media)

Two officers from 52 Division lead Toronto Humane Society president Tim Trow into a cruiser yesterday. (Jack Boland, Sun Media)

Animal cruelty investigators will continue poring over the Toronto Humane Society’s hundreds of pets today after a very public raid yesterday that ended with the arrest of five people, including society president Tim Trow.

The Ontario Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals also announced the Toronto agency’s board of directors will be charged with five counts of the provincial offence of cruelty to animals.

In a press conference outside the shelter, Lawyer Christopher Avery, private counsel retained by the OSPCA, painted a grim picture of life for the animals.

“The way this shelter has been run, it’s absolutely disease-infested, the animals are left to catch horrible diseases and die in their crates based on the euthanasia policy,” Avery said. “These are animals who are just left to die in their cages, they’re found a dozen at a time dead in cages every morning in this building, dying from cancer, suffocating based on phlegm, these are animals who are starving to death literally.”

don.peat@sunmedia.ca

Read the rest: T.O. Humane Society staff arrested – Canada – Canoe.ca.

 November 27, 2009  Posted by at 9:11 pm No Responses »