“He trusts God to keep him safe,” says RP2 Chute. “And I’m here just in case that doesn’t work out.”By Michael M. Phillips (WSJ) SANGIN, Afghanistan — Navy Chaplain Terry Moran is steeped in the Bible and believes all of it. His assistant, Religious Programs Specialist 2nd Class Philip Chute, is steeped in the Bible...
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Moronics
Foxhole atheist is a chaplain’s bodyguard
Do eggs now need toxic hazard labels?
By Elizabeth Weise (USA Today) Last week in a series of morning TV interviews, Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Margaret Hamburg told consumers that they should reject over-easy eggs and avoid “runny egg yolks for mopping up with toast.” Carol Tucker-Foreman, an assistant secretary of agriculture under President Carter who’s worked on food policy at...
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Neighbor’s music leads man to take up air horn
By Jeff Reinitz (Waterloo Cedar Falls Courier) Carl Herold, 62, said he was tired of constantly calling police to complain about the “hippie tunes” coming from across the street, so Wednesday he got an air horn. He set up the horn on his deck facing the neighbor’s home. He ran a hose to an air...
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Why does Fox have more power than any progressive in the country?
By Cenk Uygur As we can all see now, when Fox says jump, the Obama administration asks how high? (Then jumps one inch less and considers it a progressive victory). Is there anyone Obama won’t fire or throw under the bus if Fox asks him to? What if they ask Obama to fire himself?...
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Voters choose candidates for looks more than ideas
(ScienceDaily) Voters’ choices are heavily influenced by superficial, nonverbal cues, such as politicians’ appearance, according to Christopher Olivola from University College London in the UK and Alexander Todorov from Princeton University in the US. According to their findings, voters make judgments about politicians’ competence based on their facial appearance and these appearance-based competence judgments...
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Col. Blimp defends BP against mean Americans who call it British Petroleum
By Walter Brasch (Spectrum) America’s Number 1 ally is upset that Americans are blaming BP for that nasty little oil spill in the Gulf. You know, the one where as much as a 1.7 million gallons of crude oil a day has given us new species of no-flight pelicans and black-skinned dolphins. The Brits’...
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Found on the Internet: ‘A woman in a hot air balloon.…’
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’ The man consulted his...
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Toxoplasmosis and psychology: a case of fatal feline attraction
Toxoplasma gondii is not an alien; it is a relative of that down-to-earth pathogen Plasmodium, the beast that causes malaria. It is common: in some parts of the world as much as 60% of the population is infected with it. A country’s level of Toxoplasma infection seems to be related to the level of neuroticism...
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Caffeine may slow Alzheimer’s disease and other dementias, restore cognitive function, according to new evidence
(ScienceDaily) Although caffeine is the most widely consumed psychoactive drug worldwide, its potential beneficial effect for maintenance of proper brain functioning has only recently begun to be adequately appreciated. Substantial evidence from epidemiological studies and fundamental research in animal models suggests that caffeine may be protective against the cognitive decline seen in dementia and...
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Woman found guilty in fatal ‘nail polish’ crash
Had Lora Hunt been eating a sandwich or dialing her cell phone instead of polishing her nails when she struck and killed a motorcyclist, she would not now stand convicted of reckless homicide, her lawyer contends. But prosecutor Mike Mermel said there’s a big difference between polishing nails and other forms of distracted driving....
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