Breaking News: some bullshit happening somewhere

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“Why I’m glad I quit TV news a long time ago.” –Evelyn Wright

We don’t usually publish Onion material because we are dedicated to truth in weirdness. But this video captures TV news reality so well that it achieves a level of truth that not even the weird can often match.

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March 11, 2010 Posted by an Editor at 4:48 pm Add comments

3 Responses to “Breaking News: some bullshit happening somewhere”

Gary Williams says:

March 12, 2010 at 12:02 pm

ROFLMAO! Thanks Evelyn. Perfect way to start the day. One which will undoubtedly also be full of the same bullshit seen yesterday….LOL!
Just some f*king guy.... says:

March 25, 2010 at 12:59 pm

LOL! That still cracks me.
Just some f*king guy.... says:

March 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm

….up.

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