Larry Nocella writes: Where is Moronia? You won’t find it on any map, in the same way you won’t find Funkytown, The Nation of Islam, or The State of Confusion in any atlas. Though it sounds like a physical place, Moronia isn’t defined by a landmass covered with invisible lines that tempt humans to kill those living on the opposite side of those lines.
As you probably have figured out (if you haven’t, you may be a citizen!) Moronia is The Nation of Morons. They can live anyplace on the geographical globe (though they apparently tend to coagulate in Midland, Texas.) In the space defined by mind, they are all in one place: jammed up their own asses.
from Obama Should Immediately Appoint an Ambassador to Moronia by Larry Nocella.
November 23, 2009
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